Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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