the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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