I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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