We're facebook friends in real life
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just found a bag of teeth...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
This is my gift to your gina
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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