would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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