Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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