idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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