Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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