I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
