Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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