would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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