UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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