I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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