Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i just sent this text using only my big toe
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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