is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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