just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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