Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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