She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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