Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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