please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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