btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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