My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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