Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We had to coat check the pizza.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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