Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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