Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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