She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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