I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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