we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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