nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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