Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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