Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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