no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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