God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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