jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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