It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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