Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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