we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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