Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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