I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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