Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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