It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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