Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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