I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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