never play flip cup with pint glasses
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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