And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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