Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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