if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
She has the best kind of daddy issues
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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