what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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