This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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