windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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