I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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