Your tits are I can't wait for
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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