My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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